Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted".
Billy said, "Ye know Pa', it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job".
A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop.
He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?".
The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol."
So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?"

The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time"

with input from comics and writers including David Brenner, Jim Brogan, Dick Cavett, Larry David, Al Franken, Larry Gelbart, Jon Groff, Richard Jeni, Jonathan Katz, Chris Kelly, Billy Kimball, Robert Klein, Richard Lewis, Jackie Martling, William Novak, and Gene Perret.

"The Ultimate 'Yo Mama' Collection"
Over 500 Yo Mamma jokes are crammed into this 21 page ebook...
Yo mama's so dumb, she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."